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A garbage heap of questions

Today's Friday Five invites one to coin some collective nouns. Without peeking at anyone else's first, here are my lame attempts:

1. What should be the collective name for accountants?
A balance of accountants.

2. What should be the collective name for cafe baristas?
A pull of baristas

3. What should be the collective name for tattoo artists?
A sleeve of tattoo artists.

4. What should be the collective name for people who vape?
A rudeness of vapers.

5. What should be the collective name for people in your profession or hobby?
A dialectic of philosophers. Or, better, an absurdity of philosophers.
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